If we had job titles, Earl, who part-owns and manages the place, would be: Divinely Anointed Champion of Justice, Sovereign Lord Of Lords, or some such thing. We don’t, though — thankfully. As it stands, Earl is just plain Earl.

Of course, this exalted position once belonged to Eddie, Earl’s dad and the company founder, the Eddie in Eddie’s Men’s Wear, except he’s sort of semi-retired now. He still likes to boss people around, however. You’ll see him in the store every now and then, when he's not at home, rider-mowering the north forty or some such thing.